I suppose I should start this rant by saying that I know that people mean well, and they think they are either being funny, or helpful, or both. But really, they're just being annoying and unsupportive, really.
About what you ask? The boat. And the fact that we'll be living on it with our babies. And about parenting in general.
I am so sick of hearing about how much stuff we're going to need/have because of the babies. People I normally love are beginning to really get on my nerves because of their comments about how "it only gets worse" and "this is just the beginning!". Well, you know what? We have about 25% of the "stuff" you have normally and we're pretty darned happy. And also? Your baby did not need that $300 swing thingy that has an enormous footprint.
No they didn't.
YOU may have enjoyed the way it made your baby quiet and it was probably convenient. But it wasn't needed. We'll probably be just fine with our hammock and the natural rocking of the boat. And you know what? If we're not, we'll figure out another way. Because we're good like that.
Also, I know that having twins means our free time will be severely limited, especially at first. I know this. You don't have to point it out every time we talk, or every time I mention something on Facebook. I don't need you to tell me I won't have time to brush my hair or shower because you know what? I'll make time. I'm not doing this alone. My husband is extremely helpful and more than willing to wake up 10 minutes early so that I can bathe before he goes to work. I'm sorry you didn't have the help that I will have, but stop telling me that I will essentially become a dirty hobo because I won't be able to shower.
Will I be able to take a long, 30 minute luxurious bath? No. But we don't have a bath tub anyway, so...I wasn't doing that before. I probably won't even get to blow dry my hair. And that's totally cool. But bathing? Yes. I'll do that, and do it often. So stop telling me I can't.
And while you're at it, stop telling me what an inconvenience having children was. I'm sorry you feel that way. I don't appreciate your snide, sarcastic comments about my children who are not even born yet. You suck.
And to my favorite comment, from someone I know meant no harm, but who really did some harm...we are NOT "too proud" to admit when something isn't working. We've said all along that if living on a boat ever becomes something that we no longer love, or it's no longer working, we'd move. BUT IT IS WORKING, AND WORKING WELL. And there's absolutely ZERO reason why it shouldn't work with two small children. ZERO. You are essentially WAITING FOR US TO FAIL and telling us it's okay...and that we shouldn't be too proud to move back onto land when it happens.
That makes me so angry. So, so angry...
A small home does not make an inappropriate home. Nor does it make an unlivable home. We hope it will make a cozy, loving home that's filled with a greater understanding of living with less and of how to get along with the people you love. But, you know...we'll fail at that, so...I guess we'll just move now before they get here and tell you how right you were.
I know this all sounds a little hormonal. But truthfully, I've held my tongue for 8 months and I'm getting really, really sick of the negativity. Thank GOD most of the people in our lives are understanding and open minded. And thank God for our boat friends, who understand.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go lower my blood pressure.