Tuesday night I was woken up by a loud screaming Asian man...yes, my "roommate". At first I thought I was dreaming because when I opened my eyes it was pretty quiet around and the night before I had a dream that I pounded on the wall because he was loud. It's not uncommon for me wake up scared from a nightmare or to even whimper in my sleep. ( You're freaking me out! LOL) But after a few minutes I realized that I did not dream it and that my neighbor was yelling at the top of his lungs at someone on the phone. It was 12:57 am.
Now most of you know that he's been loud since I moved in and I was looking into ways to buffer the wall that we share in our bedrooms. (The other side of my apartment is absolutely quiet 99% of the time.) I did not want to involve my landlord because I didn't want to stir up trouble nor did I want to become the tenant who complains all of the time. So, for the last 2 months I have just put up with it by wearing ear plugs and putting a pillow over my head when he's especially loud. Tuesday was the final straw. Screaming like that at 1am is unacceptable (I'd argue that screaming like that at anyone at any time is unacceptable, actually) and I was no longer willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. I'm paying way too much money to live in my apartment to not be able to sleep at 1am in my own bedroom. So I called ye olde landlord.
He knew who I was talking about right away-which is weird to me because he has tons of apartments and he only knows me by my number. In any case, he told me that he would take care of it by putting a letter under his door that very day and that it would be his one and only warning. If there are anymore complaints about this man, he would be evicted. Wow-that's pretty serious. It makes me kind of worried that someone could do the same thing to me-even though I'm not loud at all. But I am still grateful to my landlord for doing this because when I got home from work, he was very quiet. And I slept like a baby...
Thirteen Things I (Hopefully) Won't Hear Now That I Told On My Neighbor
13. Waa waaaaaa. Wa Waaaa Waa Waaaaaa. This is what he sounds like through the wall. He is Asian and his intonation is just like I wrote it. It's actually rather annoying-but that's just because if I have to hear him, I want to know what he's saying!
12. The mysterious sliding glass door sound. I don't know what he could possibly be sliding because we don't have sliding glass doors, nor are there sliding closet doors in the building. Not knowing what it is that he slides back and forth at midnight each night is actually rather annoying. :)
11. A dial tone on speaker phone.
10. The sound of a phone ringing on speaker phone. (Doesn't this man know how to pick up a freakin' phone?!)
9. The Asian radio station with songs in an Asian language and weird rhythms. Of course, this is played pretty much at full blast around 11:30pm or 3:30am.
8. His friends. It's not often, but there are times where he'll invite people over at weird times (like 2:00am) on the weekdays-and they'll sit there and just talk and laugh. I'm not about taking away someones joy, but dude-it's 2am on a weekday. (And also, why are you all in your BEDROOM?!?)
7. A slamming door.
6. His television. At first I couldn't tell whether or not it was all the same sound-but I realized that he has two things he plays loudly-the radio and the tv. Neither of which I can understand.
5. Now this has nothing to do with me telling on him, and there's not much he can do, but I hope this dude NEVER gets a cold again. The first week I lived here I almost went over to his place with some Robitussin. I'm not sure what he's got against cough medicine, but for a man who coughs THAT much when he sleeps-he should really invest in some.
4. Farm animals. I haven't heard any animal sounds from his apartment yet-but I'm still hoping I won't hear them in the future.
3. Gargling. He's only done this a few times, but the way he gargles is quite annoying. It's loud and he does it for like, 10 minutes. I've never heard anyone gargle for that long. And again, I pose the question: Why do you do it in your bedroom?
2. Snoring. I know, he can't help this, and our beds are head to head. But I'm hoping that subconsciously he'll stay quiet so that he won't get evicted in his sleep.
1. Asian Porn. 'Nuff said.
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