Wednesday, August 06, 2008
I really have no idea how you all can watch this season of Big Brother. All they do is freakin yell at eat other and it's not even funny. It stresses me out just having on it-so I've decided, I just can't do it...
It's funny when someone advertises free rubber trees and instead of being the rubber plant they meant, "Rubber. Tree." As in plastic.
Persistence is the key to getting a fresh pot of coffee from the temperamental coffee maker in my office. It sucks though, when you finally get your cuppa joe and it's horribly bitter and disgusting.
Hitting the wrong button on the vending machine can sometimes make you want to cry.
Horribly bitter and disgusting coffee with Smart Food tastes a little like caramel corn. Weird. I know.
It's nice to hear that "It's not you" when it has to do with work and a not so lovely employee.
Having a 2 day migraine sucks butt.
Roasted Chicken smells so good when it's cooking that it almost drives me insane with hunger. When it's finally done I'm usually not hungry anymore...and then the smell lingers...and lingers...it's quite possible that I smell like garlic roasted chicken right now.
I want to go somewhere and stay in a hotel. I miss vacation.
I am super duper psyched about a recipe I found for brunch. If I wasn't so broke right now, I'd have it for dinner tonight.
I am trying to sell my old camera-it's only 7 months old and has nothing wrong with it. People keep trying to offer me 1/2 of what I am asking-which is 1/2 of what was paid to buy it 7 months ago. Losers.
It's super cool when the dim sum man talks to me for 20 minutes about ingredients I'm curious about. I love him. Even though he was bald.