Even if a baseball game is boring, it's still amazing to be there to watch it.
I watch a food show on the travel channel and the man always says, "It just melts in your mouth-it LITERALLY melts in your mouth!" He says this as he's chewing. I'm pretty sure the chewing takes the LITERALLY part out, bald man.
I'm fully aware that this probably only bothers me because he's bald.
Getting stuck sitting next to a morbidly obese man during a baseball game usually sucks-but when he's keeping you warm, it's not so bad. (He smelled good too, so that's a plus.)
I want to be someones favorite.
I don't remember my father coming to any of my softball games growing up. It's nice that he is able to make it to Rye Breads Tball games. I'm glad that he is there.
It's funny how something becomes important to someone only when it affects them.
Bagel-fuls by Kraft are a great on the go breakfast for people who just can't wake up in time to cook.
I love the sound of the crunch that the cookie makes in the fudge filled and covered cookies by the Keibler Elves. I wish they made that same noise in real life when you ate them.
When someone says, "Do you get "X" from "insert specific location"?" and then proceeds to tell me how important it is to get "X" in a timely manner it makes me want to scream. You obviously know how to obtain "X" and if it's so very important, you can also go get it. It's OK.
The people on the radio said that the only reason why women in their 30's should be single is because they are fat. I was so enraged by that because our society also believes that. It's a shame because there are skinny women out there who don't deserve to have a dog love them let alone a man, yet they are the ones getting a chance at love simply because they wear a size 2.
I will not go back to the park next season. Working there somehow takes a little bit of the magic out of going there for fun. Which is odd. Because when I worked at Disney I still went to play after work almost every day. *shrug*