Isn't it weird how one minute you can feel pretty and feminine and the next you can feel invisible...
Overall, people don't like the mini-burger. And a lot more people are pissed that White Castle's name (Slyders) has been ripped off. Not surprising though-women think they're cute.
It's a fact that I've seen with my own eyes-Haitian women have very large heals.
Sometimes I'm disappointed by the things I know. (This has nothing to do with Haitian women's feet).
It's scary to meet new people. Especially when they are most certainly younger and cooler than you are.
A 17 year old boy who loves my baking has won my heart. (It smell aMAZing in here-like always.)
Crack is whack.
I hate it when I can't do anything to protect the feelings of the people I care about. That, and I can't beat up the shitheads who make them sad.
Sometimes all you need is a night with good friends. And meatballs. (and 2 bottles of wine)
You've officially been accepted into the family when: 1. The pugs don't bark at you anymore 2. Katie brings you a sock. Both of these things happen.
Being sick sucks the big bologna pony. Especially when you are at work.
I would like to end this session with something that made me laugh out loud yesterday even though I felt like death eating a cracker:
(A survey I sent to some friends about their opinions on mini-burgers, and one funny guy's response)
Do you like them?
I suppose. I mean, it's a burger right? I think this is very similar to asking if if like Hershey's kisses. Sure I do, because I like Hershey's bars. The converse is true also: if you gave me a small tomato, I would hate it just as much as I loathe the larger ones.
Would you rather 1 large burger instead of 3 tiny ones?
I would rather just eat a burger. The problem with the sliders is that the meat is always paper thin, and doesn't really cook right, and the ratio of bread to meet seems skewed, so I always feel like I ate some meaty toast instead of an actual burger.
Are you more apt to "play" with toppings b/c they are smaller? (This one's my favorite answer)
One time, when I was five or six years old, I pretended that my peas were little army men (presumably because they are green), and I was a huge monster. I crushed them while roaring loudly. My mother slapped me. I don't play with my food anymore. That said, not really. I like sauces though. A1 on a burger is good, barbecue is awesome. Ketchup is weak - you can do better than that. Seriously.
What's your favorite kind of slider?
Uh.. there are different kinds of sliders? Oh, for crying out loud - isn't "inky dinky burger" a specific enough food category, now we have subcommittees of sliders? This offends my sense of well-being. It's a little hamburger, or if you put cheese on it, it's a little cheeseburger, so I guess I prefer the ones with cheese.
Thank you Steve for making my day!