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When eating at a tapas restaurant, you should always wait for a big table instead of accepting the smallest on simply because it’s ready right now. Why? Because you typically order 2-3 each and that’s 6 small plates, plus a pitcher of sangria, plus water glasses, PLUS the plates you eat off of…makes for a pretty crowded table…
It’s hysterical when a 5 year old tells her teacher that her aunt has “an itching disease”. (I’m not the aunt she was talking about, and the itching disease was really just an itchy back.)
It’s also hysterical when a 5 year old fondles a strangers coat buttons on the T.
Not to be repetitive, it’s also funny when someone says, “He’s Asian” and a 5 year old says, “Does he know he’s Asian?”
You do not even know how wonderful it is to have a parking space…a whole new world has opened up and it mostly involves groceries.
It’s always nice to get an unexpected present in the mail.
Some risks are worth taking-others not so much. Trouble is, you never know which one is which until the end…
When bringing an expensive item to the dry cleaners (chef coat) it’s never a good feeling when they can’t find the shirt of the person in front of you.
If you ever get a chance to smell me you are lucky because I smell good.
Spending the entire day with your legs in the air sounds like it would be a lot of fun, until you find out it is because you are trying to avoid a pesky mouse that ran under your desk at work.
Standing in an elevator for 3 floors with a man who smells like McDonalds fries and rancid butt is not fun.