Have you ever noticed that the people on House Hunters never get turned down for the house the really want? I think it would make for more interesting television if they did. I'd like to see some tantrums and some wheelin' and dealin' going on. Wouldn't you?
Penicillin should never be taken on an empty stomach. And you should never eat olives to try to stop the inevitable. It just ends up blocking your sink.
Having a temperature in the summer really sucks. Even with ac, you just end up feeling like a limp cucumber on a dirty old salad.
It's possible that the fever damaged my brain, cause I'm not sure where I came up with that last one.
Showering after you've been really sick is possibly the most exhilarating experience.
Being on speaker phone is annoying enough, but when you are on speaker phone with your boss and co-workers when you have strep throat, it's even worse.
You know you've been sick for a few days when you get up and your back hurts from laying on the couch too much and also when you can't remember what day it is.
Sometimes you need a drastic change to help you with things you can't do yourself.
I already disliked them before, but having to watch Rachel Ray and Giada De Laurentis for a few days just makes me mad. Yeah, they're cute, but has anyone noticed how they over enunciate? Doesn't that annoy you? And hello-can you say "Bobble head"? Giada has this huge head and little body. I know I'm bigger than she is, but at least I'm proportioned well!