Dear Evil Baseball Mongers:
You have made it nearly impossible for the normal working class to watch a live baseball game. You swoop in with your fast fingers and unlimited credit and you buy up entire rows and sections at my beloved Fenway Park. And then you sell them for asininely high prices and charge me $50 in shipping. OR you have seats that are in the same row but 10 seats away from each other.
And man, that sucks.
I have not been to a live Red Sox game in 2 years because of you. Stop being greedy and release your tickets for a fair price so that I can experience peanuts and Cracker Jacks, home runs and pahking my cah in Havahd yahd.
Bring baseball back to the people, oh Evil Baseball Mongers-and the world will be a better place.