Said by me to PRMan01 in response to him saying, "It's not big enough."
This is funny because, well, it's funny.
But also because PRMan01 ALWAYS says "That's what my girl said last night." to things that can mean he's got a big penis.
So it was the perfect opportunity for me to turn it around on him, and he took it pretty well. In fact, I'm pretty sure he respects me more for it for some lame reason.
Line tonight-for almost 5 hours! I'm exhausted, but it was really a great night. Serial Killer and I work pretty well together, except when he starts feeling like I'm taking over completely and people are noticing-that's the key...if no one pays attention to how well I'm doing, he's ok with me doing it all...jerk.
I also am starting to realize why people in industry are alcoholics and drug addicts. After you get off of work, you are so geared up and either you go party or go home and drink to relax. I myself am enjoying a nice glass of red wine as I write this, and I'm thinking that perhaps I should dump it out....
And also...why do I torcher myself?
There will always be certain people or certain types of people that you just can't compete with.
And, certain people will never like you because of your weight, your height, your nature-whatever, and no matter what you do, you just can't change the fact that they don't like you. There will always be someone prettier, someone smarter, wittier and funnier.
Sometimes you never had a chance even before you started, even if it seemed like you did at times. Sometimes, you had the chance and blew it.
All of the time, it ends the same.
So how do you get from this point to that point where both hearts are right side up and to them, YOU are the prettiest, smartest, wittiest and funniest?
So that you are no longer the girl in the other room waiting, while the man you love is wishing you were someone else...
See? Torcher. Sometimes I just can't help it.
I think I need to get sloppy drunk. Anyone wanna come play?