I drank 10 glasses of water yesterday. Does walking to the bathroom a gazillion times count as exercise?
I’ve never been what you’d call-graceful. This point was driven home the other day when I was doing my Pilates workout with an exercise ball. Yeah-I fell off.
Do you ever notice that when you are trying to watch what you eat everyone you know is either talking about food or writing about it? I don’t even like Taco Bell!
Just because I downloaded a song that I’ve secretly loved for a while now does not mean I like country. (Bless the Broken Road) His name is Rascal people-how could I NOT like it?
Steven Colbert made me laugh when talking about the James Frey thing-he said that he didn’t care that Frey stretched the truth. We stretch taffy-and it only makes it yummier.
Can bad breath really burn? Besides our nose hairs, I mean.
Sometimes, a girl can indeed become a comma. Dina, do you ever find out how she overcomes it?
Has anyone ever been to a psychic? If so, please share your experiences. Cause, like, I’m totally impatient this week-and I need answers man!
Sometimes I remember things my friends say and it still makes me laugh out loud. This time it’s the lovely Megan who’s brought me laughter-we had one of those edible creations in our office a few months ago and the chocolate covered strawberries looked suspiciously like….penis heads. And after the joking was over, Megan stood up and pointed to one and said, “Hey-I KNOW that guy!” You are one funny chick Meg!
Today is February 1st. That means-30 days…and couwntingggg…..(said like the guy in that Bond movie when he’s counting down-you know the one-with the girl who hides the tape…c’mon, help me out here)
I feel pretty good about myself. My taxes are DONE!
I got so involved just now I forgot to tell you what I’m counting down to. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!
Sometimes getting a prescription filled is a life-changing event.