Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Dot Dot Dot

It's funny when...
-You learn that your little sister inherited your "weird stuff happens to me gene". A story about a mentally challenged man at the YMCA who offered what she thought was a hand to help her off the mat was really his ploy to get a new "Thumb War" opponent. ;)

You know your Mother is crazy when...
-After your sister communicates that she got bitten in the face by a pit bull, she says rather matter of factually, "You better hope it doesn't have rabies-you'll be dead in 48 hours." (I'm sorry, but I still laugh at this)

You know you live in a hick town when...
-Your son calls you for instructions on how to roast a chicken. When prompted to look on the label for the poundage he responds, "Yeah...that label was actually scotch tape."

You know your boss is an idiot when...
-"They" take a day's worth of pictures of the "inside of the camera".

You know it's time to get a new cutting board when...
1/2 of it falls on your toes unexpectedly during a chopping frenzy and almost lops one off.

You know you should pimp yourself out when...
-Oil prices just keep kicking your ass.

You know you're moving on when...

-Only 1 person in your world knows what 2/21 is and that makes you smile. And also, you didn't think about what 2/21 used to mean until late in the day. Excellent.


You know it's time to get a new Dr. when...

-Their receptionist tells you they are going to have to admit you-even before seeing the Dr. (And it's in a scary building which you should "really have gotten dropped off.") >8-0

You want to plot revenge on someone because...

-You re-watched early episodes of The Office and were reminded of the stuff-in-jello joke. Man, I'd love to do that to someone.

You know it's time to go on vacation when...

-Wait, isn't it always a good time to vacation?? (Only 8 more days-not including the day we leave, cause then we're there...and I shouldn't count today, cause it's almost over...and really-tomorrow will fly by, so in reality, it's only like, a day away)

Happy Wednesday everyone!!

2 comments:

C-Unit said...

Hehe...

OrioleGal9 said...

I thought only stupid stuff happened to me!