If Shakespeare was born in the ghetto in the 1900's instead of 1500's...
"See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!" Romeo and Juliet, 2. 2
"That bitch is fine! If I wuz uh glove on dat hand-sho'nuff I might whack dat cheek. WORD!"
Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze. Romeo and Juliet, 3. 1
"Gurrrlll-you KNOW your man is a dawg-let him peep that ho! He'll crawl his ass back to you. You know das right!"
"What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?" A Midsummer Night's Dream, 3. 1
"DAMN BITCH! Git yur ass outta my crib. Sheeit."