The ark jokes have to stop. It was funny at the beginning of the week when Mr. CM said it on his blog-but the thousands I am hearing from everyone else now are just over the top.
You are not original. I've heard them all before-most likely just 5 minutes ago from some other schmuck who thinks they are funny.
Either be original and think of the joke before everyone else-or be quiet!
It rains sometimes. Buy an umbrella.
Thank you very much for your time.