Sunday, August 14, 2005


I hate doing yard work...hate it. I love planning landscaping projects-picking out flowers, dreaming of gardens and meandering pathways with little romantic nooks spotted around the yard.

But I hate worms, and I hate bugs, and I really hate dry, dirty hands.

And I just bought a billion bushes and plants that I am now gearing up to plant. Alone. In the 500 billion degree weather we are having.

And my neighbor, Scary Boo, is playing his music. Loud. Today, it was Unchained Melody. Can't wait to listen to that over and over and over again.

So I just finished drinking gallons of water, powdered my whole body, applied massive amounts of bug spray (my yard is like Malaysia) and fixed my hair in a ponytail. I think I'm ready.

Pray for me.

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