Like most every office in the world, we have a water cooler. We get our water here. And boy and I glad!
Our water boys-HOT. Yeah. Very.
It's always a pleasure to see their bright turquoise water truck pull up in front of our building. Not only are the strapping young hotties strong (they carry the water with 1 hand over their heads!) but also friendly and polite! It makes them even more DELICIOUS. The problem is that it's inappropriate to gawk at people who are providing a service to your office, especially when you are the manager. If it were not inappropriate, these are the things I'd like to say/do the our water boy:
1. Hey there hottie, I'd drink your water any day...
2. Excuse me, but I seem to have dropped my...and have him pick it up.
3. Oops...I've dropped it AGAIN! Silly me!
4. How'd you like to make an installation at my house...in my room? Yeah, I've got a water bed.
5. Make me wet.
So, I'm a little preoccupied with the water boy. Is that wrong?